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1. highly improbable
2. as likely as using wood to cut diamonds
3. as likely as a virgin floozy recovering from cervical, vaginal, and colon cancer
4. as likely as a psychotic, autistic person with low to middling intelligence and work ethic becoming wildly successful in her field
5. of Biblical probability: Was the Red Sea made into a corridor? Not ruddy likely BUT GOD DOES THE IMPOSSIBLE EVERY DAY
"Girlpearl! Was that self-published book a #1 New York Times bestseller??!"
"Not ruddy likely."
Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.
You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!
Detatchmeant from self, aka very much under the influence of said cats
Yo do you see that wool over there he is spun like a dragon.
She has rejected you in your prospects of mating her.
"Hey, Mariam, I think you're really pretty. Wanna go out?"
"No, Cthulu, I like you like a younger brother"
When "liking" an object on facebook, one "likes" the object and may or may not revoke his/her "like" due to the other people who "like" it afterwards.
I liked her status not knowing what other losers would like it after me. I could always revoke it: it was a conditional like after all.
The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who
I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who