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Mai nuts

Squishy things

These are Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021


Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.

Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.

by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023


Smoked Nuts

When someone with saggy testicles farts near the fire and singes the hair of their testicles

Theodore was sitting too close to the fire on a hot summer's day. He let out a long fart which left him with smoked nuts.

by PinkyPopper October 17, 2022


Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe April 28, 2016


Nut Cream

A dumbass or a person who doesn't wash their hands after they busted a nut

1.you're a nut cream
2. Yo wash your hands nut cream

by Clingfling December 23, 2017


Nut Cream

Something being nutty, but as noun. Compare to cheesy and cheese bals.

Did you see that dog lick his ass? That's so nut cream!

by Yelo777 November 05, 2018


Banana Nut Bread

Bread that has been nutted on by bananas

Stoner: Did you know that bananas nut in banana nut bread?

by Goat nut December 25, 2017