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To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.
Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!
When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.
I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!
Every June we celebrate Poopy Penis Month. It's a month to celebrate all the Poopy Penis' (and lesbians). Not to be confused with Pride Month, which is totally different... This is about men who stick their Randy Savage in another man's Chris Benoit. It IS NOT AN OFFENSIVE TERM. IF YOU WISH SOMEONE A HAPPY POOPY PENIS MONTH, AND THEY GET ANGRY, THEY ARE HOMOPHOBIC.
Hey Alex Bowman, Happy Poopy Penis month. Good luck in your race.
a penis that hardens short & stout with a huge mushroom head
his troll penis was short & fat with a large purple helmet
The act of getting your arm stuck in a washing machine.
"What's up with tom!?" "I think he is going on a penis safari!"
Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!
Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.