a high school in Rocky River Ohio with cool seniors, fugly freshmen, and a baller football and track team
bro idk wtm is tn so lets just pull up to rocky river high school parking lot and chill there
home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars
also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there
person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school
A place of hoeś and loud asś trucks also the squatted four runner
When I pull up to west stanly high school I see that one green four runner
Full of wanna be gangsters, and trying to get some freshmen pussy, bunch of fuck boys and full of nic addicts, people who fake medical conditions like turrets, its full of drug addicts and people who beat kids or people who smoke dope in the school bathroom, its full of people who wanna be cool to fit in and full of incest and cusion fuckers, and a bunch of annoying white girls who think they black
I wanna go to union city high school because my cusion is pretty hot and if i go there its okay!
an actual hellhole. if you’re unfortunate enough to attend this school, how’s it like to have mold poisoning, being a drug addict, not showering, or being completely normal and getting shamed for it? and how’s it like dealing with some of the generous pedo teachers? if you want extra credit you bet they have it. whenever you walk past the bathrooms you immediately smell a whiff of what can only be what hell smells like. the roof is collapsing and so is our physical health.
girl 1: oh my god what is that smell
girl 2: its the bethlehem center high school kids.
guy 1: makes sense
Flashback to the one time where drank Fireballs were littered around the school like Christmas decorations. The bathrooms are moldy, not with water but urine. The FootBall team is overfunded so the alcoholics and weed fiends of the school can express themselves by holding balls (no homo for them though, they’re homophobic). It either smells like straight up cat pee, sewage, weed, nicotine or semen, or maybe all of the above! Maybe let’s fund some of the actual talented programs, like the music and theater program. We don’t need actual rapists getting the glory.
boy 1: imagine having an overfunded football program and still losing all of the games ever
boy 2: yeah L imagine being the 7th worst school in PA
girl 1: bethlehem center high school can relate
A school from Kansas filled with White trash girls and upper class boys acting like they are from the trenches. Many kids there do drugs because they live in Kansas and have nothing else to do
Oh you go to maize high school? How many wanna be gangsters have threatened to shoot it up?