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A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)
My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut
When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
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A person who licks penis. That's it.
"Man, they're such a penis licker."
An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”
When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
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Birds fighting using their penises.
Holy crap! I just seen a penis cufufel!
pretty small, not even an inch, always disappoints the ladys
produces bubbles like a bubble wand on the daily
it is not even an inch long hard, pretty small, never the biggest in the room in a room by himself.
its not impressive at all nor even something that people want to see.
when people see it they point and laugh
even thinking about it people laugh
Romans penis: overall just small