it smells like the bugs

Smelling bugs

Person 1:do you smell that?
Person 2:no what you smelling?
Person 1:it smells like the bugs

A done like

Short for "that are most likely".

Doesn’t the raw data say it’s Notepad, Paintbrush, Solitaire, TextEdit, Terminal, Word, Excel, iTunes, PowerPoint a done like?

- Scott Berkun

Fight Like A Man Jackie Chan!

A gaming phrase that tells a pro to stop losing in an epic way.

Come on dude! Fight like a man Jackie Chan!! The noob is becoming better than you bro!! YEAH!!

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

smiling like a horse

Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).

Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...