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Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022


Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.

Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”

by SarahxConnor December 15, 2022

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penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 12, 2020

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Mississippi Penis Whistle

A Mississippi Penis Whistle involves a person blowing air through a "Prince Albert" piercing with no stud jewelry in it, producing a whistle-type noise.

Man 1: Yo I heard Maggie gives mad head.

Man 2: Yeah g she even gave me a Mississippi Penis Whistle.

Man 1: Nice dude.

by PenisWhistler February 3, 2023


penis nigger fart

penis nigger fart is when a nigger farts and his penis jiggles

“Yo bro did you see Jayden he just had a penis nigger fart I saw it through his shorts!”

by c420frl May 7, 2024

4👍 1👎