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A term used to describe the act of ejaculation.
Guy: Come here baby girl, let me bust this nut all over your face!
Girl: Nah, i'm good bruh.
Having to nut aka ejaculate ,no matter when or where you are at
Dude,“I got a priority nut to do rn.” “You gotta do that rn ?”
One of the best SpongeBob episodes filled with funny moments, joke, memorable characters, and a good plot and concept.
Person 1: Man Chocolate With nuts is easily the best SpongeBob episode.
Person 2: I know right. This episode is a classic!
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A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.
"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."
The act of sweeping ones nuts across a friend or enemies keyboard
Guy1: dude i just saw joe nut clacking your brother
Guy2: you sick fuck thats not cool
When two guys tie elastic strings to each others testicles and simulate a game of tug-of-war.
"Tony and I were rocking the Nut Bungee all night"
This is the insulting term you call some dude who is acting real tough but you know that he is a total coward. He is soft like a salad and also has no hard crunch that nuts can provide in a salad.
Steve: "Now, shut your mouth before I do! Come at me, bro!"
Greg: "Fuck you, Steve! I ain't afraid of you! Salad no nuts! Yeah, that's what I said - SALAD NO NUTS!"
Steve: "I'm sorry, man. Please be my friend."