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Bishop Kearney High School is a comedy show, I mean it’s a high school located in Rochester, NY. The school over-praises the cocky hockey fucks that act like they’re better than you in every way possible even though they’re mouth-breathing neanderthals that walk around the school with a hockey puck in their hand or a stick up their ass. They constantly post the hockey losers D7 commitments but will not post you on their social media pages if you’re not a hockey player. The school has no real educational value and one of their biggest rules is no phones during lunch which isn’t even their best joke yet. The faculty isn’t too bad, some of the teachers have no idea what a worksheet is and just constantly give you online work without teaching you, such as the high school religion teacher. The students are a mix of being nerds, trannies or wannabe gangbangers who act tough even though they’re attending a private school and are 15 years old. They’re worried more about the dresscode than their actual educational value and they think that if you wear the same oxford shirt and khaki pants every day, it’s “preparing“ you for college, which is in fact a lie. I’ll leave you to figure out BK’s biggest problem if you dare attend this clown preparatory school but I don’t recommend it because they don’t care about their actual students, only the ones that leave every week to to play a game of stick and puck with the boys and get waxed in the state finals.
Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.
Guy 1: Bishop Kearney High School
Guy 2: LOL
Drama the doesn’t FUCKING MATTER
Person 1: OMG SHE HOOKED UP WITH FIN
Person 2: I don’t care about this high school drama bullshit
Orchard View High School, High school consisting of the utmost annoying people, and the most avid vapers. Kids have made more money telling on people for vaping here than someone who works a full time job.
“Oh yeah Orchard View High School? That’s where my plug goes”
A shitty school full of rednecks and generally unpleasant people.
Example: “That stuff doesn’t belong in a school” -Mrs Howell referring to Pride flags someone brought to school. Sweeny High School 🙄
Its a shitehole of a school that doesny care wit theyre students dae
they basically get payed money to make the school better but use it to get new staff
they also think that vapes are the “worst thing about”
dont go to this school, ye’ll either get jumped, slandered or traumatised, mostly all of the above
only Junkies go to this school, and it has a bunch of neds and weirdos x
Mum: I wanna send my kid to Glenrothes high school
Other mum: wouldnt do that, they’d never make it out alive.
mum: oh gosh!
filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
“yo do yk where kalama high school is”
“yeah, i moved out of that shithole. i hate it there.”
The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.
Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks
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