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some crap in the sky. I don't know. That Lady from Some Reality Show talks about it.
Did you see that Dior Bag in the sky? It was followed by the Armani thing and then something else showed up and then it sprayed it with stuff. And sometimes the Dior Bag turns into a Dooney & Burke Purse but then I saw it at Target which is weird because it's usually at WalMart. But then Costco had a sale and then all bets are off at that point.
When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.
Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”
The tiny piece of material that is worn across the private area in an attempt to show off the quads and abs. Compulsory uniform of the Russians and Italians. Also known as the 'bannana hammock', 'dick togs' and 'the budgie smuggler'.
I hate when my dad's pubes hang out of his Dick Bag at the beach. togs banana hammock dt budgie smuggler
A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
You stole my Crap Bag present!
A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.
“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*
TREASURE and TREASURE MAKERS/TEUMES.
The 4th gen punching bags are treasure and teumes and it's tiring, really.