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April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*
The act of taking a Crap; Term featured on South Park and other various shows; Comes from the fact that turds are brown and there is water in the toilet bowl
Mom: Be down in a sec honey, I have to drop some black kids off at the pool first.
Dad: Alright babe, don't take too long, because I'll be dropping black kids off at the pool when you're done.
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To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.
Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!
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"Damn, after eating all this food from Arby's, I really have to drop the Cosby kids off at the beach!"
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Taken from the movie Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
Meaning 'Stay away from her, she's mine'
Justice Kisses Jay and he walks away, Silent Bob puckers his lips for a kiss, Jay grabs him.
'Hands off my Kool-aid!'
And pulls him away.
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Statement about the temperature being very cold.
Background:
A brass monkey is a naval term for the holder that holds the cannon balls. It was made of brass and the cannon balls were not, so when it got cold enough, the two metals would contract by different amounts and the cannon balls would no longer fit properly in the holder and thus fall off.
Person 1: Holy crap its freezing in here.
Person 2: Yeah, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
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When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
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