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call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer
A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.
Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.
A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.
Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?
Person 2: his what?
Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.
Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants
Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.
When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.
"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."
A powerful, long-lasting, strong smell, often considered one of the most natural, synthetic-free scents ever made, that is often the smell of random used PPE
Illia: “Yo David, this PPE smells like Dirty Penis.”
David: “Damn, that shit is strong, man…
Almost burnt my nostrils.”
Marek: “That is the smell of Dolce&Gabbana Dirty Penis. I won’t wash for a week, and I can give you the special scent for free.”
1. someone that flicks a naked or hidden penis
2. a penis that flicks another penis
3. we wrote this shit because we were bored
4. penis flicking is not allowed in some countries
5. flick my penis at pornhub.com/flickapenis
Let me become your penis flicker.
My penis flicked your penis.