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My butt hole is dirty I advise you to lick it clean
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When you sexually trade sperms in to the ass of a japanish girl.
You: I so wanna have "Tiny japanish butt sex" with that girl
Me: that's obivusly not a girl!
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When a dude is fucking a dude in the ass you go to give him the reach around. Right before the point of no return you pull out and shove your free handed fist elbow deep into the anal cavity.
Phil: oh yeah thats good
Joel: oh yeah are you ready to take it like a man, here comes the Santa Fe Butt Punch
Phil: Bring it big daddy!!
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When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
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An asshole, who regularly cheats on their spouse. Sometimes a practicing bigamist. Also a habitual liar who often times believes their own bullshit. A S.P.B.F. will often times regard themselves as a noble person, believing that their inability to choose a singular mate is the result of "not wanting to hurt anyone". This is however an unrealistic view, as the rest of the world views them as a bunch of narcissistic assholes.
Michelle: "I do not know how to deal with this guy! He cheats and lies all the time!"
Heather: "Come on, Michelle. Did you really expect anything different from a STINKY PENIS BUTT-FUCKER?"
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1. A man from China, or of Chinese decent, with pimple on or around his ass.
2. An insult to someone you do not like.
1. Whoa, that guy has Chinese butt nipples!
2. That dude is such a fucking Chinese butt nipple.
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When the penis is in the partners butt and you body slam your partner on the ground while you are on top repetitively with you penis still in the butt.
Joe: Damn, my dick has never been so sore.
Nick: Why is it sore?
Joe: Me and Monica had angry barbarian butt sex last night.
Nick: Holy shit! dude forget about your dick is she ok?
Joe: I don't know but she is in the hospital.
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