I love how my body looks in the mirror especially my penis boobs! Credit Brandon
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A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)
My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut
When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
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A person who licks penis. That's it.
"Man, they're such a penis licker."
An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male
βOh my god Jeremy, youβre such a penis lickerβ
When you pick the top of a penis until it smells like saliva
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
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King of discord and Nick bait should have pink name
I have a small penis is clearly the best smash player