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The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.
Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
White Boi that blows his load prematurely
That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut
The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
I love eating a good left nut!
A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.