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Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.

Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!

by efishies15 January 25, 2019


no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 10, 2021


no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person

Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.

by punanibitch December 24, 2020


Swing off your nuts

Sucking up ,kissing ones ass

She's swing off your nuts bro!

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018


SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by October 27, 2021


Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.

Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"

by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021


vanilla nut

White Boi that blows his load prematurely

That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut

by Mckinney1 March 8, 2017