A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.
Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!
similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.
Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
White Boi that blows his load prematurely
That guy was a definitely a vanilla nut