Someone with really saggy nuts draping or pressing their nuts over the back of someone's neck.
"Eric was nut-scarfing the back of Mike's neck yesterday!"
The act of draping or "scarfing" your nuts on someone, usually over the back of someone's neck.
He was nut-scarfing his balls over his enemies neck at the end of the game.
A tiny Mexican with a great mustache
Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!
When you have bubbles in your nutsack
Aw man I have really bad nut-gas today
Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving
Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut
A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.
Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!
similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator