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What someone has when they use urbandictionary.com's words in real life excessively which confuses the crap out of his/her peers, friends and family.
Guy 1: Haha, what is with this preclapulation in this crowd?
Guy 2: What are you talking about?
Guy 1: Dude, he's sleeping! French Microphone him!
Guy 3: How the fuck do I "French microphone" someone?
Guy 1: Man, you would know if you check Urban Dictionary!
Guy 4: Nigga you got an urban adiction!
A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
A website were you shouldn't ever look up Pineapple.
Please for mine and your own sake, don't look up pineapple on Urban Dictionary.com
this is what lil z said in windows 96 lol
#urban 1048576
Square number of 1024
#urban 9000 #urban 9000
₥áęįo Top: You tried to search urban dictionary on urban dictionary and mistyped it as: urban dictionray
Hi: I looked it up on urban dictionray
Hi_two: You mistyped a word
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3d - exīsts
One who excels at making up new words for the Urban Dictionary
In my spare time I am an urban linguist!
When someone writes something on Urban Dictionary that isn't really a definition, but just talks about the awesome-tastic-a-licious-ness of a term. Common for names.
Ben: "Hey, Jake. I keep looking for what this girl's name means on Urban Dictionary, but it only has stuff on how cool she is."
Jake: "That is some serious urban raving, dude."