You screwed up.
You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.
When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole
Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad
Someone of no coordination, they are usually the victim of the friend group. He also is in love with the opposite gender. Or zebras....
how you drop that ruler? god dammit "Jack Danda".
Big and strong, like Peter Griffin
Oh my god! It's Jack Pitts! Run!
A word the can be used to describe any event.
" Girl, I got this weave in today and it fell out, I was like this shit is buck jack!"