The best compliment your old man can get

To Be Hung Like An Arab Stallion


Now that's hung

That's bigger than life!!

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Get your Rat hole out tunnel mutt

Get your vagina out dirty whore

Averil i'm horny, get your rat hole out tunnel mutt!!!

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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.

Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?

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Get your gay off my land!!!

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"

Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

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its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!

when you get Black Out Drunk and Ride A Man like a pony!

A: girl what you wanna do tonight?
B: its time to get BOD and RAM like a pony!
A: gettt ittt!

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you gotta get it on them big jobs!

When your company has you working 15 hr days and you are still behind but you have to push through the pain, soreness, exhaustion, hunger, and thirst to get the job done!

What do you mean by asking to go to the gas station to get a drink!? We don’t have time for that. You gotta get it on them big jobs!

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why do my posts always get declined

If you decline this you aren’t loyal to pewdiepie and you love tseries and are gay

Why do my posts always get declined?

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