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Penis Chameleon

A woman who starts dating a man and instantly adopts all his favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also vagina chameleon.

That penis chameleon had no interest in death metal until she started dating that drummer, now it's all she talks about.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018


PENIS PIERCE

A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.

Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.

by Dr. Real Nasty February 9, 2023


Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.

P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.

by LouieIsDed August 13, 2023


slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis

JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023


penis tape

THE BEST MIX TAPE for penises

Yo have you heard penis tape bro

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023


penis tape

the best mixtape

ayo penis tape is the best mixtape

by Gh0st_theyeeter December 13, 2023


Pro penis

The worst spot in a rotation, you dread the thought of it all day.

Bro I had the worst kids go down pro penis earlier

by Djduhddhd August 16, 2023