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1. Sex jokes
2. Editors never add your definitions (KEEP OUT!)
3. Names
4. Bad gramnar
urban dictionary in a nutshell
1. Cookie
A womans pussy
2. Loan
An act of borrowing money (KEEP OUT!)
3. Paul
A smartest person you would ever meet... (add it)
4. Pussy
Wher yu suppuse to put yo dic in
The act of suicide by throwing oneself out of the windows, or the top of a skyscraper.
The CEO decided to go Urban Skydiving instead of facing his insider trading charges.
A gentleman sporting a beard and man bun ,likes essential oils and works for the police or law in some fashion.
Cathy was getting paranoid upon spotting so many urban beardsman at the fair
pov:you just want to know why urban dictionary isnt serious
WHO CARES!??????
this thing is funny tbh!! enjoy <33
oh and if u really wanna know: bc its made by alot of people..
urban dictionary likes jokes
Tom:mom why is urban dictionary doing jokes
Mom:because alot of people .. everyone controls it
Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.
Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.
Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?
Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
A word no one shall ever use. I even had to censor it.
And i made the gif mario having fun with the air.
Urban Dictionary Hater: Urban Dictionary? More like Urban D**ktionary.
Anyone Else: (politely sends death threats to UDH)
UDH: (dies himself
The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day
Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary