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Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him”
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
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When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
Last night I had a penis abomination.
Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!
Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.
When you have sex with a female on their period, and the towel ends up wiping the blood on the skin.
"Oh my god, she left penis blush on me bro."
After sex, I left him a little penis blush so he can remember me by.
Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie
A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.
Someone who latches on the penis with their teeth or with a crack that latches on to the penis.
I’m going to latch on to this so hard like how a penis latcher would on the peen.