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The act of excelling, or being highly impressed with a certain act or event. Can also mean something, or someone is very very very good.
"Was he Gandalf?"
"Yes! He kicked my fucking face off!"
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To wipe away one's daily hassles.
The other day I had a blast scraping the shit off my back while listening to ASMR in my bathtub.
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The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.
Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.
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It is a progression of using the phrase "fuck me" in a derogatory manor.
Party one: Dude, I just saw your car getting towed away.
Party two: Squirt one off in my ass! I can't afford to get it out of impound!
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That General Tso's chicken made me drop the Obamas off at the White House
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used when incredibly frustrated, angry, annoyed, irritated or in a situation which causes such a large amount of frustration/ annoyance you are overcome with the urge to rip off your own face.
I'm soo annoyed with photoshop that I want to rip my own face off
I feel like the only solution to this problem is to rip my own face off
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A slang term meaning, back up, or give me my space. Very clingy girls tend to be told to "step the fuck off my jock".
Used in Cobra Starship's song, Smile For The Paparazzi.
Sure, she was hot, but in the end I had to tell her to step the fuck off my jock.
Yo, dude. Step the fuck off my jock!
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