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A "red white and blue sandwich" is another name for the fabulously refreshing alcoholic beverage otherwise known as Bud Light. The term was originated by some of the greatest fishermen in the world while vacationing in the Everglades (Chokoloskee). Bud Light gets this nickname from the colors of its can/bottle. Always showing its American pride!
Mike: "Wow I'm really thirsty, what do we have in the cooler Tommy?"
Tommy: "Plenty of red white and blue sandwiches, here you go"
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Being 100% Caucasian and performing dances like the Donkey Kong or any variety of hip-hop moves. It just doesn't work, no matter how tall you are....
(at a club) "Wow, look at that guy he's suffering from Terminal White Disease (TWD)"
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Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.
"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"
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What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. People who drink this will not have even heard of it before taking it. the only reason they decide to drink it is because the big lady behind the counter at 7/11 suggested it to them, claiming it gets her through 2 jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. (Does not work, *crash* after 10 minutes) Also known as WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: (11:00 PM) Dude that was an awesome movie! Let's stop into 7/11 for some 5 hour energy!
Dudes 2-3: Okay
Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)
Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?
All 3 dudes: ..noo....?
Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.
All 3 Dudes: ..okay..
(They all go home and start drinking it)
Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!
Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!
Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!
(10 minutes later)
zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz..... zzzzZZZZZzzzz...
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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
Hey guys, guess what? I'm stroking the white cat on the inside right now!
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Shit white people say
Guy one: this mayo is great!
Guy two: that sounds like some shit white people say
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When one man is having sex with another man and he cum's in his ass, then the guy that is getting fucked in the ass takes a diarrhea shit and runny shit and cum runs out his ass, across his balls and down his penis and into the mouth of the girl sucking his dick.
Girl "OMG i decided to have a 3 way with these 2 guys and pulled a White German Truffle Slide on me and before i know i had shit and cum in my mouth"
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