Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
I love eating a good left nut!
A Thumb detecting nut fucker is like the normal nut fucker just with a separate face for general hammering and bashing thus like any hammer it likes to hit your thumb.
If you can't loosen the bolt just give it a good whack with the old Thumb detecting nut fucker.
Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
Brandy Gooch- maker of shortcakes
A Nut Knocker is a woman whose sole purpose is to make sure shortcakes are made daily. Also portioning out cakes into smaller increments.
When you lift your hand up in the blanket while you're masterbating to hide the movement
"Yo man my mom almost saw me masterhating I'm glad I was doing the Nut Hut."