See a man about a dog

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require. or Going to see a man about a dog

Going to see the "man" to buy something that is possibly illegal.
Going to pick up your supply, supply of whatever it is you require.

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Dog whistle racism

Racism that exists, though some people are unable to sense it.

He swore up and down he wasn't racist, and got all pissed about it, even after saying he just couldn't stand working with black people anymore. I guess he just can't hear dog whistle racism.

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hot dog from an R.N.

a transvestite on halloween dressed up like a nurse.

How drunk to you have to be to let a hot dog from an R.N. slip by you?

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Wesminster Dog Show Aunts

Beloved relatives whose sensibilities and lifestyles nonetheless confound others in the family.

A disclaimer often accompanies a Wesminster Dog Show Aunt, such as "We love Aunt Jenny, but she's a little different. In fact, that's why we love her."

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raw dog the dirt trail

When someone is out of condoms and they don't wanna waste time, they end up "raw dogging the dirt trail," which means to have anal sex in order to prevent pregnancy.

John: Did you get some last night?

Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.

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korean chili dog

To perform a Korean Chili Dog, you must first find someone who is Korean. Not that wack ass Chinese shit. Get the real goods. Next you take a hot dog bun and shove it in the Koreans clam. Chew up some raw sushi but make sure not to swallow. Spit the chewed sushi in the clam. Stick your prick and go to town.

Shing yang yao:"Streven, ru rant me tu make da fry rye for yu?"

Steven: "I'm more In a Korean Chili Dog mood if you catch my drift."

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Hot Dog Sandwich

When the penis is placed between the breasts and instead of the woman clenching the breasts together, she creates a wormhole tunnel with her hand for the penis creating a sandwich between chest and hand to navigate through back an forth.

"Can I get a hot dog sandwich, heavy on the mayonnaise please?"

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