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The school with the most nicotine addicted students in the U.S. Also home to boys with daddy's money jacked up trucks. Full of mullets and many whores.
I was down at Charles page high school and hit a juul from a hug with a mullet.
Portland High School located in Portland, MI is owned by Lansing Catholic High School in every sport
woah portland high school just got shit on by lansing catholic
AKA Flop Nation one of the dookie schools in the nation who once printed a shirt about beating a school then proceeded to lose the game.
L Alonso High School
For some reason this school was both a middle school and high school for like, 10 years until earlier this year when the buildings switched and the middle school got the shit building from the 80’s.
Most of the kids are meth addicts from the Northeast Coast not that’s besides the point.
Also, the most Alt-Right place in Alaska and second most Alt-Right place in the US (with Florida beating them). Whatever you do, avoid all the popular 8th grade boys. (They are gay enough to ignore you anyway).
Also, most of the kids are fucking stupid.
Girl 1: Houston Jr/Sr High School is where I went
Girl 2: how was it?
Girl 1: *Vietnam war flashbacks*
A place where half the people show up high or drunk and if they don’t they’re most likely the rich ones who do athletics and are coaches kids. basically where all good thinks go to die.
She’s a Maud High School girl you should get your hopes up, she’s either high or a bitch.
A place where broomsticks are shoved up people booties and people are really weird, but atleast the football team is good!
the students at wall high school shove broomsticks up peoples butts
A school filled with gang bangers, gays, and terrorists. Has had 3 school shooting threats in the last year, most teachers are either liberals or really chill. Lizards sometimes drag kids into the basements, counselors try to act like they care but they really don't nor do half the administration, the bathrooms always smell like shit there has been 30,000 dollars worth of damages in those bathrooms and kids are constantly vaping or smoking weed there are tranni bathrooms that are mainly used for sex, smoking, or taking the meanest shits. But besides that, its just normal high school, hard, annoying, long, and fun at times. And if your on the football team your pretty much going to have the american high school expierence of parties, lifting, teamwork, and hanging out with the bros.
Kid a: Oh you go to wilsonville high school!
Kid b: yes, sadly.