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Jack II is a babbly fatty with a flabby flatty. He eats like mouse but does not respect mouse of house. Even though he and mouse alike, he don't mouse a like.
He will not eat apples unless formed into a dessert. One would ask "how you like dem apples?" and he will say: "medium rare with attentive care, no sweetness should spare, I want to shart my underwear."
Mr. Derulo will then ask: "Wachu gon do with that dess-" Jack Interrupts- "NUTZ!!" Mr. Derulo is pissed immediately. Jack pissed immediately. Wet on the chair, stank in the air, Jack does not care. He likes it this way, and he want it that way. Tell me why?
Jack prioritizes protecting his peace but most importantly, his pees.
He is very picky. This boy can find no chill with no finger inside his nose-tril. When he broke both hands, he looked down to his stands. The feet that hold him up physically will be the new tool to hold him up mentally. He was relieved by the length of his toenails as they relieve strain when attacking his inhales. Lucky for his Meghan knees, he preforms this new act with quite an ease.
He says what he does is necessary for his "clean girl aesthetic", though he is truly no more than " ... etic." Pathetic, diabetic, schizophretic ... its an epidemic.
Jack II? I heard from Jason that he is stinky and pathetic.
I ate like a mouse today, I pulled a Jack II.
A Jack Donnelly (probably Irish) would be pretty smart and humble. But all Jack Donnelly’s are tall athletic dudes who probably play basketball or volleyball. Overall they are nice guys and always fun at parties.
“hey who’s that dude who just dunked from the free throw line.”
“Oh, that’s Jack Donnelly, remember he was the one chugging the keg at the party a couple nights ago.”
A sexual act in which a woman puts her toes in a man's mouth and forces him to masturbate.
"Yo dawg, that girl was dirty- she hooked me up with a Hungry Jack!"
"Naw, I don't want to bone, just give me a Hungry Jack and I'll get out of here."
When she cums smack a whopper in her mouth
Wow that girl got a hungry Jack
a boy that sits on the toilet and sees ghosts left right and centre. He normally likes bullying little dwarfs and has fun playing fortnite all the time. He is the goat at soccer because everytime he goes to take a pen it always goes top bins. Marcus is not better than jack at soccer cos jack is just a absolute demon. Jack usually likes to spend his time abusing 12 yr olds on fortnite and likes shagging his motorbike every second hour. Jack genuinely loves his pool he sleeps in it, drinks in it, shits in it sucks it off and sometimes plays in it with other people. Jack loves lockdown and when he is in lockdown he loves to play fortnite on his poo poo wifi. Someone make a go fund me page for this man to get better wifi.
Jack podbury loves fortnite
Jack podbury loves his quad bike
If you see jack say hello but be careful he might bite
The finest of loud pack born to make you horny and give you the best time of your life