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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018


bags of wisdom

anoter saying of "boobs"

Guy 1: Look at that girls bags of wisdom bouncing!
Guy 1: Yeah, She's sexy af.

by aric_clovic March 23, 2024


Bag Getter

Bag·Getter Noun /baɡ/ˈɡedər/ A highly motivated person who "Secures the bag" or rather "Accomplishes their goals/acquire money".

Up making money moves because I'm a bag getter.

by Hempsthetician October 21, 2022


brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay

i need money.”
“brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay”

by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023


Cheese bags

An endearing greeting

How’s it going cheese bags

by English department Ben April 26, 2021


Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017


bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023