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i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!
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A double headed massive dildo!
Hey girl lets have some fun
hmmm sure, should i pull out my double headed trouser snake??
FASHO'!
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1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.
1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"
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a person whos head looks like a 3 year old made it from play-dough. its large and roughly shapen. looks like it was sculpted on the shape of a gimpy rock. not very plesent to look at at all.
mála also irish for bag, term can also be used to display the fact that they're face should have a bag over it because of the fact its just so fugly
'' yo man check tha' fool out, hes gota biggest mawla head ive eva seen dog''
''that girl has a mala head'': stating she has a fine ass body but a ugly face (irish slang version of butterface)
mala head (irish slang) for butterface
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a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!
buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?
Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.
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When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.
I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.
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is said when u want to fuck a woman who is so fucking ugly but has a fine body, i.e huge chebs nice pun, and lovely legs that you would love to be between!
dude 1:oh dude she has got huge chebs
dude 2:and her legs r fukin stunning
dude 1:its a shame she is so fucking ugly
random dude: defo bag over the head job!!
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