bulk likes to RIDE!

bulk (fat) NEVER figures out how to propel itself on it's own, it likes to RIDE ! (be carried like a "papoose" or newborn!)

i saw a yellow blob on the highway hitchhiking ! , response: not surprised! , bulk likes to RIDE !

carry thirty extra pounds on my body ?? , you BET !! ; bulk likes to RIDE! (pay RENT ??)

The Like Slap

When you comment on someone's post and they like your comment to end a possible awkward situation.

Ex. of The Like Slap:

Julian: *types status update* Had a good time tonight!

Maria: *types comment* I know man, especially when you made out with my sister! LOL

Julian: *Like Slaps*

Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

Doing it like mommy

Drinking white wine

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.

Looks like Vegas

One of the best fucking questions Doug Walker could ask

Doug: It looks like Vegas. Why does it look like Vegas?
Jamie: Probably because you're a fucking looney

Like the tablets of Moses

I meant to say that. Goddamn it.

Hym "Carve my decree into a little girl like the tablets of Moses. I forgot to add the tablet part. It was super important and I forgot it. More important then your kids lives actually."

Like Wingman

That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what

Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*