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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 4, 2019


Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.

I love eating a good left nut!

by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023


nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good

that nose nut felt good

by McPleasureSausage March 2, 2017


Nose Nut

When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose

*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose

Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!

by PastelCloud7 January 25, 2018


Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021


Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021


Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock March 13, 2017