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doing jack

if someone is doing jack, they are doing nothing. they are lazy and can't be bothered to do anything. it also means if someone can't be bothered, or they dont want to put effort into something.

person a: "where's tony, he needs to do his homework!"
person b: "idk, hes probably doing jack on the couch."

by gopro7reekal September 22, 2023


You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 30, 2024


Jack Lycett

A generally great guy that is a single superphosphate. Not even swollen and inflamed livers can stop him. What a fitty. Loved by all.

You're such a Jack Lycett!
I wish I was Jack Lycett!

by Tammy Abraham January 10, 2024


Jack Lycett

A brilliant person who usually likes football and other sports. Many people love him - especially people called Freya.

Wow, you're such a Jack Lycett!

by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022


Jack Lycett

A gigachad who pulls women often named Freya.

Wow, dude, you're such a Jack Lycett!

by Tammy Abraham July 20, 2022


jack hoarder

Someone who hogs all the jacks in a card game for their own selfish gains. Particularly in team card games such as euchre.

Adam : I think I have a good hand we can get this trick

Joe: yeah only if I'm not being a jack hoarder in this b yah

by dethj4y February 2, 2011


Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II

"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"

by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019