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The watery sound ketchup/mustard makes when squeezed from a bottle.
Wow, Mike, that really sounded like a fart. No, dude, it was butt mustard. I was putting ketchup on my burger.
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On April 12 I can touch a girls ass but no grab only if they allow u to so ask first
Today is national butt touch day
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A "cute" way of saying: producing a bowel movement; taking a shit
Get me a venti triple. I need to take out the butt rubbish.
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When you eat popcorn and fail epically by biting your tongue or getting your fingers greased by butter.
Julie bites her tongue while eating popcorn at school.
" She's a Butter-butt biting vampire! "
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Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.
Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!
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an extremely concentrated amount of fat in one's bottom which causes pain when sitting on someone
wow, you have such high butt density! get off me.
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White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"
"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"
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