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Taking a double dose of Ex-lax after eating Mexican food and waiting until it's unbearable, then punching your girlfriend in the diaphragm, knocking the wind out of her. While she's lying on the floor sucking for air like a fish, unleash the liquidous mess from your anus into her waiting mouth.
Other fish can be used to relate to the person sucking shit matter.
EX) Rainbow Trout for lesbians, Wide Mouth Bass for that annoying chick who won't shut up, etc.
Nick: My girlfriend told everyone my dick was like a pencil with broken lead, so last night we went to On the Border and then I gave her a Whitebass Choco Splash.
Alan: Man, that is brutal!
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The recent outbreak of middle aged white women calling the police on black people over stupid shit. Despite the title, this is not meant to be a racist term.
Man, that Paranoid White Woman Syndrome is strong today. Debra called the cops on a black man because he walked out of the store with a can of beer that she thought he stole.
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A girl that like to suck other dicks for money,likes to go to starbucks, looks at there I-phone most of the time,and is just a regular bitch.Common Names:Sarah,Megan,Ashely,Rebeccaa,Etc.
Boy 1 -Hey (insert boy name) your,girl a basic white girl, why do you like her so much
Boy2 -Free Dick Sucks
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Getting drunk on Starbucks Coffee
I'm gonna get White Girl Wasted!
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All vehicles other than Dodge and Hummer
I dont buy white trash vehicles. i only buy Dodges and Hummers
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What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. Most people who drink dyna-pep will have never even heard of it before taking it, the only reason for taking it is because the big lady behind the counter of 7/11 suggested it to them because she says it gets her through two jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. Does not work at all, (crashed after an hour). Can be called WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: *11 at night* Dude that movie was awesome, lets stop into 7/11 and get some 5 hour energy.
Dudes 2-3: Okay
Dude 1: Alright 5 hour energy (Picks one up)
Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?
all 3 dudes: no..?
Big lady behind counter: its a 10 hour energy shot, it gets me through 2 jobs, its really good.
Dudes: Uhh lets try it then.
(Gets home a few minutes later and start drinkin dyna-pep)
Dude 3: Eww this is fuckin disgusting!
Dude:I know... it tastes like, shit, mixed with white ass.. and butter.
Dude 1: HAHHA
Dude 2: Thats what ima call this, White Ass Butter Shit.
Dude 1: At least we'll be up for 10 hours instead of 5...
(10 Minutes later)
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The wrong way to be a human being.
hetero white cis males suck
please dont kill me urban dictionary it was just a joke
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