your really scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one
every single character on a keyboard
(human)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(other human)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(you)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(me)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
bob)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
(john pork)`1234567890=qertyuiopasdfghjkl;'#\zxcvbnm,./¬!"£$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKL:@~|ZXCVBNM<>?
You've done it, you've truly done it. You have reached the epitome of boredom. Your boredom transcends all humanity as you have found the rarest random keyboard combination. It must of been a tough journey to make it here. The hurdles you must of faced to type this specific combination in. You my friend, are truly... bored.
Ethan: Hey man!
John: Yo wassup!
Ethan: Nothing much, I just !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop\{}|asdfghjkl;':"zxcvbnm,./<>? Tonight
John: you what?
Ethan: I just !@#$%^&*()_+1234567890-=qwertyuiop\{}|asdfghjkl;':"zxcvbnm,./<>?
When someone is having a mental breakdown
Ryan: Oh shoot azsxdfgvbhjnkml,;.jnmk,lzxdfcgvbhjnmk,asdfghjkl;wertyuiop1234567asdfgjkzxcvbnm,./
Jack: You good mate
I am bourd so i will type `1234567890-=ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./ !@#$%^&*()_+:"<>?
You are a synonym for the word "bored"
Man, I'm so bored, I think I am gonna `1234567890-=`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./zxcvbnm,./
The TRUE final stage of boredom
guy1: man I am board oh I know I will type `1234567890-=~!@#$%^&*()_+qwertyuiop\QWERTYUIOP{}|asdfghjkl;'
guy2: man I am sorry
"Bro ur really cute for a guy ♡"
"I- asdfghjkl;,"
"Haha lmao ur so cute when ur flustered"
"😳 thanks"