Jesus Fish

people who would rather put a symbol of modern christianity on their cars than actually live the christian life. usually seen on vehicles speeding and cutting people off in traffic.

that car that ran over my grandma's feet had a jesus fish on it. the driver must have been late for church.

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swim with the fish

When a person is snuffed and given cement shoes then thrown in a body of water ie: an ocean, a lake or river.

Girlfriend: If I ever find out you cheat on me you'll swim with the fish.

Boyfriend: I love you too much to endanger you with some bitches std's.

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fish mitten

See snatch, bearded clam, minge, etc, a lady's front bottom (vulg)

A fish mitten will both keep your fingers warm and make them smell of fish.

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fish hook

Fish hook- a sexual manoevre in which one person uses a finger or a thumb to form a crudely improvised hook inside the orrifice of another, followed by exerting an outward, stretching pressure on said orrifice.

"Dude, I was in the heat of the moment and I fish hooked my Mrs...didn't she get upset with me! "

"Stick that thumb in my mouth and fish hook me big boy!"

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Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.

Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.

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Fish Fillet

1. A longitudinal slice or boned side of a fish

2. What she ordered

Waiter: "What will you have this evening?"

Girl: "I'll have the fish fillet, please."

Kanye: "What she order?"

Waiter: "Fish fillet."

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fish clump

The result of attempting to make a fishstick from a fish with bad posture.

You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish clump, and they're never popular at parties. "What you got on that hors d'oeuvre tray?" "Fish clumps" "F**k, let me get a nacho."

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