eff u

What emo's say because their parents will kill 'em if they say a sweary word.

emo: damn, my eyeline pencil broke :(
emo's friend: haha, you suck!
emo: eff u!
emo's friend: uhhhh... don't you mean FUCK YOU!?!
emo: SHUT IT! my mom will kill me if she hears me swearing, man!
emo's friend: oh, sorry dude!

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jcrew u

Miami University in Ohio.

Person 1: I go to jcrew u
Person 2: O! My brother goes to Miami too!

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F U

Acronym for "Fuck You!" for those nice people who just can't seem to let the swear word slip.

"F U you big fat meanie!"

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Hows u

Hows u is short for; “How are you?” -Or- “How are you doing?”
But it also depends in which sentence you use it.
Like for instance if u say; “hows ur studies doing?” Then it would mean; “How are ur studies doing?
So let’s say its more like when u put “u” or “ur” that changes the meaning of the word a bit.

-Hows u?
-I am doing fine ty and u?
-I am ok!
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-Hows ur gf/bf doing?
-He/She is doing just fine, ty and u?
-I’m doing ok.

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Ms. U

A term for an extremely attractive and sexually active mother. She embodies everything that is erotic and has an insatiable appetite for younger men, mostly of her son's age. It has also been rumored that she has magical lady bits.

Guy 1: Man I just scored with a Ms. U last night, she could not get enough.

Guy 2: Tell me about it, I was with the OG Ms. U a while back, and she was dick hungry.

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Fuck U

Short for "Fuck University," a fictional university where uber-snooty, holier-than-thou, "I am so much better than you and don't you ever forget it" types are said to graduate from.

When used, it also gives said snobs a "fuck you" message.

Snob: Could you keep your garage door closed? Your Honda is depreciating the market value of our neighborhood.

Dude: Whoa! You must have earned your master's from Fuck U!

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Wii U

The fricking disgrace of a console that is somehow a sequel to the best console ever, the Wii

Guy #1: Hey, you got a Wii?
Guy #2: Yeah, I've got a Wii U!
Guy #1: you God forsaken disgrace of a failed abortion...

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