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When a human male puts on a condom, shits diarrhea into a second one, puts it on over the first condom, then promptly fornicates the orphus of his choice. Upon climax, the male removes the outer prophylactic inside the orphus in which he made whoopie.
That fat bitch I fucked told me she had a yeast infection. That Chili Cheese Burrito I gave her totally worked!
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Salsa on white bread.
We gotta go shopping or something, 'cause we're pretty much down to white trash burritos and Chex mix.
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Being wrapped in your blankets as if you are a cheap burrito from Taco Bell resulting in the extreme comfort in oneself.
Jacob come hang out with us today!
Can't I am in Full Burrito Mode
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Supplies: 1-Large tortilla shell, diarrhea or big poop, cheese moldy preferred, microwave (probably one that is going to get thrown away), 3 person sling shot. Steps lay out tortilla shell and lay a meaty scud monkey where the meat would be, sprinkle the zesty molded cheese on the turd and microwave for 1:00 min or until cheese on turd is melted and crisssssspy, then grab 2 friends to aid in this epicness, load the bean rito Im the cockpit of the 3 person slingshot of doom and let it go right in the victims cock sucker! (way better if their sleeping)
Codak: dude it was hilarious when we slapped Justen in the face with that bean burrito bomb!
James: HELL YEA! He still smells like stinky shit rito!
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A conversation of two people and no more. Used only when excluding a kibbitzer.
A+B: (conversation)
C: Hey, what are you guys talking about?
A: This is a taco-burrito conversation...nachos ("not yours")!
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American who thinks they're eating authetic Mexican food when in fact Mexicans usually eat tacos.
Mirar el "burrito eater" alla. Jaja
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When you have a hot shower, put your dick inside and burn the inside of her pussy.
Hey Steve, you invited Wendy over tonight?
Oh yeah Frank! I'm gonna give her a gas station burrito.
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