rule 2

If a rule restricts something that has no conceivable point, it will be broken.

Kid: -stuffing tissues into mouth-
Teacher: That's not allowed
Kid: Sorry, rule 2, lady.

Round 2

the process of having sex for a second time, after the male ejaculates. The second round usually lasts longer than the first, because the male has to build sexual arousal. Some men only need a few seconds before starting round 2, some cant go a second round with the same partner. Switching to a different female will shorten the refractory period (wait time) in most cases.

Tom: "Im cumming"
Sarah: "Already?"
Tom "get ready for round 2"
Sarah "I'm pregnant"
Tom "Already!"

December 2

National give your girlfriend your hoodie day

On December 2nd you hand your girl your hoodie and she wears it all day then gives it back

2 and 7

A person who only has the songs "The Cave" and "Little Lion Man" by Mumford and Sons (Tracks 2 and 7), but claims to be a huge fan.

2 and 7 guy: "I love Mumford and Sons! They are the greatest band ever!"
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "I know! After the Storm is a work of genius! What's your favorite song?"
2 and 7 guy: "Well, I only know The Cave and Little Lion Man..."
Real Mumford and Sons Fan: "You're such a 2 and 7!"

5-2

a halfed ass 10- 4. 10-4 being code for yes, ok, or Roger a half hearted yes or yes but I dont really want to.

yeah 5-2

itv 2

the worst the worst tv channel ever. consists of rubish like Judge Judy (american family judge) and americas funniest pets, or something: the presenter of which i would gladly set fire to.

itv 2 has infected my tv, turn it over

January 2

Jan 2nd is when people who love Wonho are born.

Man, that person who loves Wonho was obviously born on January 2nd.