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When a guy cum's up and down his partners body after a vigorous fuck!
Chad gave Kiersten an amazing Cum Down after he pounded her pussy then he told Heather to lick her off.
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when someone is giving you a blowjob and after ejaculating in there mouth and they swallow it they use there toung to squeeze out the rest of your cum out of your urethra and swallow the rest of that.... it feels VERY good.
JOE: DUDE!!!! Clair just gave me the most amazing head last night
TONY: dude thats hella sick
JOE: but dude i just found out shes a cum digger!!!!
TONY: DUDE THATS THE BEST
DREW: SHUT THE FUCK UP
TONY: dude your moms a cum digger hahahahah and a filthy slut ahhahaha
DREW: tony... your grandma
TONY: no... dude stop thats not funny
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(n) The residual cum that continues to flow out of a man's penis after he's through spurting.
(adj) Happening after orgasm.
1. After I shot my load on her face, post-cum continued to leak out of my deflating member.
2. She immediately grabbed hold of my penis, cleaned me off, and gave me post-cum head.
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A girl or woman who loves sperm. A connoisseur of cum. One who is fascinated by the rhythmic expulsion of cum from a cock, by its gelatinous texture, the feel of it on her tongue, its smell, and its taste. A female who is fascinated by the power of cum to impregnate. One who loves to receive large volumes of sperm inside her from any source. One who spends her days and nights in a continual quest for males who can provide her with large volumes of thick, tenacious, opalescent jism.
She was a cum slut with an exceptional appetite for sperm and she didn't much care where it came from. Although cum sluts crave cum in any orifice, my friend likes to drink a cupful through a straw. Like many cum sluts she also likes it as a dressing on noodles, salad, sushi etc. Some cum sluts brush their teeth with the elixir of life.
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(noun) disparaging reference to a woman who sleeps around and readily accepts penetration sex without protection
Mona has fucked most of the guys in the office, she's just a cum depository.
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(males) def. 1: when one busts while a person is in the room next door, only to realize they have no where to wipe the mess, and can't go to the bathroom because said person would see them walking to the bathroom, therefore stuck in the room with a big mess
def. 2: when one busts with a laptop on their stomach or in a weird position, and after their hands are messy with residue, they can not move anything off of them (ex blanket, pillow) and can not use their hands to get up from a laying position, therefore trapped laying down, with sticky hands
"I was laying on the couch with my laptop on my stomach watching porn, and my legs were wrapped in a blanket, and both my hands were covered...I had no way of getting up. this is when I realized I was cum trapped. but at least I 'came' up with a new urban dictionary word, right?"
-me on how I thought of the word
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A pledge taken by leftists to prevent infighting and be more effective
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
- Hey, did you see that guy's shitty take?
- I don't care, I took the CUM pledge
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