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A sex position your parents may have done to bring you to this world
I had vertical 69 with my girlfriend last night, she loved it.
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A term created by the fabulous Alex Gaskarth.
"Apparently we sold 69k records the first week. We'll see tomorrow. If so - 69 bro!" -Alex Gaskarth
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A situation where an extremely obese man, wearing washingtons, performs the "69" position with a girl, while eating a bucket of KFC chicken, and screams "tell me when to go!!" shortly before ejaculation.
Person #1: Man did you hear that Steve e-69'ed Cheryl.
Person #2: Yeah thats pretty gross...and Daniel said he had seconds.
Person #1: Yeah Daniel's a big Jew. He e-69'ed my mom. What a pape!
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Is when you and your gir/guy. take a couple ambiens and begin to take out eveything from your sex box under your bed. then when you and ur gurl start to trip and get really horney you strap her legs and arms to the bed and turn onn the craziest/weirdest/ porno you have.then break a wholle bunch of glow sticks around my house with all the lights off. then make sure youv got two condoms and a lot of different love oils.if you really want fun get some sex dice and its awsome then the next day you jsut laugh about all the crazy shiit we did. casue apparantly our friends were there watchin .
Hey babe its our anniversary wanna have some ambien 69 and get some hoochies and homeboys down here.
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anything that exists, there is a pony version of it
without rule 69
person: i love books
with rule 69
person: i love pony books
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An advanced and difficult to pull off version of a "standing 69."
1st: One participant must take said position with partner, but instead of having legs over shoulders, must wrap them around their partner's torso, while having their ass pretend to be breasts.
2nd: The two must then hold on while strapping the upside down partner with something (such as a corset) before putting on a special sized costume dress or garment to cover both participants (varying on size and additions for better disguise/costume), making the appearance of a large breasted woman or similar to such.
3rd: While upside down, the "ass breast" commits to giving a blow job to his/her partner, who may move about and possibly attempt to smuggle hidden partner to other nearby areas (distance adds to difficulty as the upside down position causes blood to rush to the head, and the sight of a woman's skirt lifting to show a head shaped "lump" can cause either alarm, or hilarity.)
"You think she's smuggling a 69 under there? She's huge!"
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A place where people like to fuck each other.
My boyfriend and I went to Area 69 so we could fuck each other without anyone knowing.
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