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a substitution for burn
girl: 'your shoes are ugly.'
guy: 'oh yea? your face is ugly! heat score!'
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A "heat puddle" is a mirage that is seemingly a puddle, these mirages typically appear on:open roads, empty highways, or concrete surfaces. These "puddles" are created by heat reflecting off of the concrete which only happens when it is really hot.
I saw a "heat puddle(s)" today, it was a mirage of a puddle created by heat reflecting off the concrete
First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”
“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
When a man does not shower for a fortnight during summer and then unsuspectingly teabags their partner while they sleep.
I heard my ex girlfriend cheated on my while away on vacation so I did not shower while she was gone and gave her the Heat Wave Bag the night she got back.
When you insert your erect penis into a freshly cooked hot pocket and have it eaten off.
Dude your mom gave me a heated hot pocket and she said it was delicious.
The best of the best when it comes down to Juice WRLD Remasters.
From Chapter 8 of Supermega saves the the troops.
I was flying in a helicopter like a bitch in heat