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a group of men 2 or more jacking it onto a cookie and the last on to jizz onto the cookie has to eat it.
Tom totally had to eat the Hero Cookie last night.
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What happens when you arrive in the nick of time. This phrase was popularized by the cult show Firefly.
Mal:Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us?
Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir!
Mal: Ain't we just!
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A great anime with good story and plot... but the fandom turned it into some yaoi/yuri shit when it's supposed to be a superhero movie.
Person 1: Woah My Hero Academia is so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, but the fandom is fucked up.
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A tactical roleplaying game developed by Intelligent Systems and Nintendo for the mobile devices. The game contains characters from every Fire Emblem game that was released (I.E Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Path of Radiance etc.). Didn't I forgot to mention to you that when open the game, it plays a loud orchestra for the first 3 or 4 seconds of the game.
Friend:Man, have you every tried Fire Emblem Heroes yet?
Me:Yeah, what about it ?
Friend:There is a new banner and two of the new characters have incredibly hot!
Me:*Opens up the game*
Phone:"FIRE EMBLEM, HEROES. *LOUD ORCHESTRA PLAYS*"
This is the guy/girl in high school who was "The Shit" in high school. We're talking captain of the football team or head cheerleader or all-state sports maniac or prom queen or whatever. This is the guy who made all the girls wet or the girl all the guys wanted to fuck. You know "Big Man/Woman on Campus." Ten Years Later, he or she is an alcoholic with 15 bastard brats and a part-time job that pays $6.50 an hour.
"High school heros" end up real life wastes of space.
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one who wants their salad to be tossed
my hero keeps asking me to perform funky butt stuff
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a half hero is a person who knows that man is baicically evil inside and at sometimes cannot always make the right decisions, they know that man is fallen so they know that they will not always be able to do the right thing, but no matter what they always try to.
Parent: what the hell where you thinking why did you have to go an do something so stupid!
Kid: I'm only half hero, i cant do the right thing all the time!
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