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When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.
He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt
Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.
Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser
a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear
"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"
a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass
Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission
Matt Smith is the most handsome man to walk the earth, he is an incredibly talented actor and has an amazing face ,he also played the 11th doctor in the amazing programme "doctor who" .
Person 1:who's that on your telly
Person 2:Oh ,that's Matt Smith
Person 1:Oh my god that man is so hot!
Person 2: tell me about it!
Matt looney is a Maintenance man currently employed at Evertz technologies. Matt has been with the company since 2005. He is currently going on 120 years of maintenance experience with the facility. Matt loves his job.
Matt also has a boat. A boat that he loves dearly.
Q:Where’s Matt looney?
A: He’s out in his trailer
Honestly the kindest soul you will ever meet. Matt is someone you will fall head over heels for instantly (or potentially hate at first but very much grow to love) he is the most beautiful, gorgeous, talented, kind and loving person you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a stupid moustache (that you secretly like) . He is the love of my life and I wake up every day lucky and amazed that he is there for me. He is kind and patient and nurturing and will love and support you through your lowest of rock bottoms and he will do it with a smile because somehow he still loves you. If you meet him never let him go, even if he sometimes stupidly doesn't wear this under his jumpers and makes annoying sounds (scream and sleep)
I love you Matt K