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murt hurt

very hungover

"Dude, last night was wild."

"Oh yeah, youre hurtin' like murtin'?"

"Yeah, I'm murt hurt."

by everybody laughs August 8, 2011


National Don’t hurt your siblings day!

Every September 18th you can’t hurt your siblings

Hey it’s national don’t hurt your siblings day!
My brother can’t hurt me now!

by My_Sis_Is_Crazy September 18, 2021


My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa May 19, 2018


but hurt bitch

(1) Word used to describe the act of someone who is whining excessively and will sit in silence as if his but actually hurt while everyone else is having a good time.

(2) Person who rides specifically in the middle of a front-seatting only car meant for 2 passengers or less.

"Patrick is being all but hurt like a bitch over here!"

"I know. What a but hurt bitch"

by Blondie B September 19, 2017


Flirt and hurt

when you start flirting with someone even though you’re already dating someone.

Guy 1:so how’s flirting with Veronica going?
Guy:2 I was flirting with her last night and ended up hurting my girlfriend cause she found out I was flirting with Veronica.
Flirt and hurt:flirting with someone while dating someone else and end up hurting them cause u were flirting with someone else

by SaltContaier August 12, 2019


Hurting gaming

When your opponent is running away from you in a first person shooter, and you get to kill them, because they can't fire back.

Bert: "Omg I got him, that's what I call hurting gaming"
Josephine: "Nice bro"

by Hadtod September 24, 2022


Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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