ghetto name

Popularized in Skee-lo's 1995 hit single "I Wish", a ghetto name is something Skee "wishes" he could give to his kids. Skee's ultimate goal is to get wit leoshi. Good luck. She's fly.

we could play ghetto games, name our kids ghetto names like lil mookie, big al, lorraine

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African Names

During the 1970s-80s black people thought it was smart to name thier babies with African names because they "sound cool", when black people don't care about true Africans who are treated shitty everyday.

Comedienne (forgot name sue me): The day after 9/11 my friend named her baby Taliban

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user name

Something you post to Urban Dictionary to piss me off.

This practice makes absolutely no sense as these are almost never actual words. Annoying to everyone but the poster, these are the reason Urban Dictionary is becoming less useful by the day.

Jesus Christ, there are far too many here to mention.

All of you assholes should find a new hobby.

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Partner name

The synonym for a ship name

Girl: Me and Jake got together last night

Girl 2: Awe, I have the perfect partner name for you two! Melankadonkey!

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Name Day

A Greek holiday that celebrates the creation of your name and gives debbies an excuse to not let you hang with friends

Nick: Wow Ryan, I didn't know you sucked so bad at Guitar Hero even though you got it on your Name Day.
Ryan: Yea I know, even though I've had it for 3 months you're still better than me.

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governor name

Birth/given name. Not a nickname(s), a porn star name, or secret identity.

1. My mom calls me Honey, but when I get her angry she yells at me by governor name.

2. "And to make her feel special I let her call me by my government name" - Lloyd Banks

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acronym name

Person who has a dumb name and is so embarassed that they replace their names with stupid acronyms.

Adrian: Whatsup Gaylord.

Gaylord: My friends and family call me G.L.

Adrian: Ok, Gaylord. That acronym name is gayer then "gaylord".

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