Penis

Why tf are you looking up penis on urban dictionary?

Penis!

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Penis

Someone who is professional at piano.

"Your friend is a nice penis"

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penis

this is the funny. it is the shit we laugh about. we all know why you're here so why don't you just fucking admit it

"wow, that woman's penis is fucking huge Johnathan"

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penis

it's something i stick inside your mom

I stuck my penis in a door.

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penis

a thing that looks like a dead ass worm, that has been run over 15 times and also has been stomped on by dumbo the elephant.

“i saw a dead body, it looked like a penis”

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penis

the word that ur mom was with last night

your mom was with my penis last night

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penis

a tiny tiny tiny thing

or

what i stick in ur mom

you have a tiny penis

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