Club Munterville

1. A group of particularly ugly women. 2. A collection of unattractive females often seen together, or working together for a common goal. See The Muntville Mafia, Munter Mash and Minger Zoo.

On finding yourselves surrounded by unattractive ladies: "Mate, I think we've entered Club Munterville!"

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Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.

Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...

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Hippy Club

A place you go to hunt the grunt

Alistair: Hey Andrew, are you going to go to the Hippy Club tonight?

Andrew: Yeeees. I'm going to take my shot gun

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Country Clubbed

When you delete someone from facebook in order to obtain a smaller friends list "country club".

Oh, I just country clubbed 200 people.

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The Pamphleteer Club

The original 4 Pamphleteers (or 4P's as they're better known) set up this club after the recent pamphlet outbreak that occured on the weekend of the 11th August within the catchment of London.

It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.

"The pamphleteer club introduced me to small informative publications with exactly the perfect ammount of information on the dangers of eating dry brown bread with an equally dry mouth, i will be forever grateful... power to the pamphlet" (anon, London catchment)

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breakfast clubbing

Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.

Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.

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Join the club

An agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.

Aaron: "I dont study for tests."

Sarah: "Join the club."

aaron: "Im a gold member."

Sarah: "Oh yeah? Ive reached platinum status."

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